I Read The New “Fifty Shades” Book, And It Is Absolutely Batshit

kagehime3:

eileithyia-ya:

secret-fandom-diary:

legit-writing-tips:

Dear lord. It got worse. 

Read this, it makes you feel so good about your own writing.

I will never think badly about my writing again!

So you all know I’m writing an admittedly unhealthy relationship with Possession…. This makes me feel a lot better about somehow making people ship it because at least Kid does, surprisingly, think with the head on his shoulders from time to time.

I have never heard of a man who seems to literally think with his cock all the damn time. Just… I am deeply disturbed.

What the f*%$?!

I Read The New “Fifty Shades” Book, And It Is Absolutely Batshit