Tokyo Ghoul: Guy finds hardest way possible to dye his hair
Blue Exorcist: Guy aggressively shouts over his food
Death Note: Guy loves his diary way too much
Fullmetal alchemist: Short guy mad at being short
Ouran high school host club: Pretty men and girl talk to girls
Neon Genesis Evangelion: High school student too preoccupied with his depression to notice alien invasion
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Petty-ass poor kid ruins everything, forever
Black Lagoon: corporate drone refuses to embrace the quirks of his new coworkers and working conditions
Kill La Kill: Nudist colony gets fucking angry
Cowboy Bebop: Space Cowboys
Trigun: Literal Space Cowboys
you just gonna grab the low hanging fruit like that son
Samurai Champloo: Two idiots and a girl search for a non-existant samurai
Macross: jpop kills
Cory in the House: black president
Gurren Lagann: Manliness brings hope and saves the universe
Free!: INTENSE. SWIMMING.
Noragami: Mortal girl accidentally becomes part ghost when she misunderstands how being a god works.
FLCL: Kid falls in love with alien who hits him over the head with a guitar constantly
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: High School Girl is actually God
Boku No Hero Academia: It’s like X-Men but people like them
Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Magical lesbians fight monsters that look like abstract art gone horribly wrong with the help of an immortal ferret plushie
Maze: Two people are actually one person, but they’re also two people and they have a harem and reverse harem plus metaphorical incest???
Fairy Tail: boy tries to find his dragon dad while bonding and going on adventures with his fellow magical people; his brother later starts a world war in an attempt to kill him
Nanatsu no Taizai: princess enlists bar owner and talking pig to help locate felons who will save her kingdom from corruption
Bleach: dead girl gives living boy her powers, leads to him exposing dead society’s government corruption. Whoops, turns out living boy isn’t actually all that alive.
Naruto: “SASUKEHHHHH”
InuYasha: time traveling girl travels with half-demon and co to try and find the broken shards of her pearl necklace before an evil spider-person gets to it
Darker than BLACK: attack on titan minus the titans, plus magical humans
Black butler: rich as hell spoiled brat makes contract with a demon. Demon has to do whatever the kid says until he gets the kid’s soul and also has a gay grim reaper stalking the demon
