Teaching dad how to play skyrim

Lock-picking:
Dad:*trying to figure out how to lock pick on my PS4*

Me:”To the left! Dad, move the left analog stick to the left!”
(Breaks his lock pick)
Me:”I got it.” *takes controller, and lock picks the lock in one go, dad gives me a look* “I’ve been playing Skyrim for years.”

Navigation:

Me:”To your left!”
(Dad goes right)
Me:”No, your other left! Move the right analog stick to face that way!”
(Goes in the wrong direction)
Me:”You’re going the wrong way!!”

Later:
Me:”Keep following the guy! He’ll help you get out.”
(Stops in his tracks as the fog rolls in the cave, the guy is still near the exit to that part of the cave)
Dad:”I lost him.”
Me:”He’s right in front of you. *mutters to self “Oh God, this is painful to watch.”*

How to take things:
Me:”Press the X button.”
*dad presses it and ends up grasping the item instead of taking it.”
Me:”Lightly.”

Getting to destination:

Dad:”Where do I go?”
Me:”See the white arrow?”
Dad:”Yeah?”
Me:”Follow it.”

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