Ok Dr. Phil’s wife, Robin, (yes groan, but listen up) has this new app out (iPhone and Android) that’s for people in abusive relationships. It’s called Aspire News and it’s disguised as a regular news app, but when you go to the “Help” section of the app, it leads you to domestic violence resources and also has a “Go Button” that when you press it, if you’re in a compromising situation, alerts local authorities as well as local shelters and starts recording everything that is going on.
Now, if you’re looking up resources on the app and your abuser is near, simply press the X button and it brings you to a random news page. Same goes for the actual foundation site.
They posted it late at night and want people to see it in the daytime
They want others to reblog it
They want more attention for it
THEY WANT OTHERS TO REBLOG IT
They have followers in different timezones and want everyone to get a chance to see it
THEY WANT OTHERS TO REBLOG IT
IF THEY REBLOG IT MULTIPLE TIMES, THEY’RE DOING IT BECAUSE THEY WANT ATTENTION FOR IT AND THEY’RE LIKELY NOT GETTING ENOUGH, SO THEY KEEP REBLOGGING IT IN THE HOPES THEY’LL GET SOME
BE A COOL BRO AND REBLOG
THEY’LL LOVE YOU FOREVER
“Bro why you keep reblogging your own work bro” “BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE IS”
Author’s note: Ok, @snowmadien and I LOVE this webseries called Man vs. Pin made by @threadbanger and we found the couple who runs the show, Rob and Corrine to be A LOT like Natsu and Lucy if they ran their own DIY youtube channel. I hope you all enjoy it! Ps. This story is a Tumblr exclusive!!! I don’t own Fairy Tail
Natsu Vs. Pin (Warning: This fanfic contains graphic stupidity, injuries, cursing, and bad choices.)
Static appeared on the youtube video before a black figure with spiky hair popped up along with a VS. and a pin. The figure took the pin and started hitting the ground with it before changing to a young man with spiky, sakura pink hair, tan skin and an odd tattoo on his shoulder. “Hey guys!” the man said to the camera “I’m Natsu and welcome to Natsu Vs. Pin! Ok, my wife Lucy and I have been constantly getting requests from our other videos and LeoStarLeader (who the f*** comes up with these names) requested we do the DIY Flamethrower. Now, this has been floating around the internet for quite sometime and it kinda seems cool. Pin-O-Meter?” A meter appeared and had three settings, ‘Seems Legit’, ‘Maybe, Maybe not’ and ‘Bullshit.’ The meter landed at ‘Maybe, Maybe Not’. “You really need to get a job.” said the Pin-O-Meter in a robotic voice. “This is my job!” “You seriously are a deadbeat. You are a complete loser.” “F*** you!” Natsu screamed at the Pin-O-Meter “Alright, let’s get started.”
The scene changed into first person of Natsu beginning his work. “Ok,” Natsu began “to start off, I started with an air compressor and removed the regulator, and replaced it with a brass plug. I then tapped a hole at the bottom of the compressor and added the fittings, I tried to add the correct fittings in but sadly…. it didn’t go as planned.” as Natsu worked with it, he noticed the fittings refusing to fit to the compressor. “Oh f***, did I mess up or something?!” Natsu began to mess with the compressor before finally getting it “There we go! Little son of a b***.” Natsu muttered under his breath “Ok, I ran a hose in the internal check valve and then connected it to a hose. And then I removed the spout and add a pipe running down to a tip and hose as pictured. The tip and hose will run the fuel for your f***ing flame. Run a hose with a nozzle to a fuel tank tapped with a valve and fitting like this. Fill up your tank with tiki torch fuel! And here it is! A f***ing flamethrower.”
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The scene then changed to Natsu in his backyard, set up were a few flammable targets. “Ok, time to test this motherf***er out!” Natsu screamed “I’m all fired up!” the camera changed to first person and Natsu began to test it out, Natsu then turned on the flame thrower, watching it spew fire everywhere. “HOLY S***! IT F***ING WORKS! Ha ha!” at that moment, Natsu began to spray targets he placed out for this “This is awesome! I’m so gonna shove it in Gajeel from the tattoo and piercings channel’s pierced ass face!” he began to set a few sets of crab grass on fire “Kyahahahaha! Lucy’s been busting my balls to get rid of those!”
As Natsu continued to set more crab grass on fire, suddenly, the flamethrower stopped. “The f*** is this?” Natsu said to himself “Is it jammed?” the camera then changed to third person and showed Natsu trying to fix the flamethrower “Ok guys, the little s*** is jammed in the nozzle between the hose.” as Natsu continues to try and fix it, the nozzle suddenly unjams and Natsu gets hit with the flames from the flamethrower. “AAAAAHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAHHH! AAAAH! F***!!! AAAH!!! LUCY!!! LUCY!!!” the sound of a door opening can be heard and soon a blonde woman comes out of the house in shock.
“Oh my God!” she screamed “What the f*** Natsu?!” “I need help!” he whined while lying in the grass in pain. “Oh my God.” Lucy looked and spotted Natsu’s camera and pulled it over, showing Natsu with a nasty burn, missing some hair and missing his eyebrows. “Natsu you’re a f***ing moron!” “You don’t think I know that?!” “I’ll take you to the hospital…” Lucy at that moment turned off the camera.
The camera turned on, showing Natsu, holding an ice pack to his head, lying in the passenger seat of Lucy’s car while she films him and drives. “This is the last time I allow you to play with pyrotechnics!” Lucy screamed at him in the video “From now on, you’re only playing with stuff that create injuries that can be treated at home!” “Yes Lucy….” Natsu groaned while looking at the camera. They soon arrived at the front gates of the ER and Natsu walked into the hospital.
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Twenty minutes later, Natsu comes out with a gauze wraps over his head, a few band aids and a prescription. “You feel better?” Lucy asked him. “Much,” Natsu admitted “they put me on a strong painkiller.” he looks at the camera and begins to talk “Ok, that was an episode of Natsu Vs. Pin, please rate and subscribe the episode and make some suggestions in the comments section. Later!” he makes his fingers into a scissors position and the camera goes to static, ending the episode.
Solid color is okay but it can’t be white (might change depending on the idea chosen)
Must be entirely your own
No tracing or heavy reference to manga/anime panels/screencaps
Last year, we had someone trace a character even though there were many people who wanted to draw that character and do him justice
Outfits do not have to be canon
Must stay in character
Last year someone drew a very elegant and serious character skateboarding. Don’t do that.
Example: No drawing Laxus in a tutu (which one of our mods may or may not be guilty of doing), Meredy as a basketball player, etc. Try to avoid portraying characters in a way that is totally out of character.
Nothing NSFW
You may sketch out your idea and email us for approval if you’re not sure, email will be given on request depending on which mod wants to approve of it.
Entries must be submitted by the deadline
Maximum of 48 hours may be extended for individuals as long as they ask 24 hours before the deadline
No late-entries are allowed no matter the circumstances
Last year we had an entry that was half an hour late but at the time the whole project was already completed so it was not accepted.
No shipping/non-canon romance allowed
canon couples such as Alzack with Bisca and Ren with Sherry are allowed.
This means no Nalu or Gruvia. We want to try not cause any conflict.
All skill levels are welcome! That was what we loved so much about last year, the differences in styles and skill was fun to see!
Admins have the right to decline your entry if it breaks any of these rules
Rules are subject to change
IDEAS
This year the admins have several ideas on how to celebrate the 10th anniversary, so we wanted to open it up to the public to see what you guys wanted to do. The goal is to make everyone excited about the idea and we know there were some people who were not happy with last year’s format.
RED – Each participant gets to pick a character and draw that character (just like last year!)
ORANGE – Each participant gets to pick a character and draw their favorite scene with that character (such as Natsu going NIN NIN during his first mission with Lucy (maybe not as stupid as this scene) or Lucy getting her Aquarius stardress (more like this scene in that it’s your favorite and it’s important to Lucy/the story))
YELLOW – Each participant gets to pick a character and draw that character; however, another participants gets to color that drawing (chosen randomly)
BLUE – Each participant gets to pick an important scene of the story and draw it (examples include that some important Tenrou arcs are Acnologia coming, Natsu meeting Zeref, and fighting Hades)
Note: We understand that it will be a difficult challange to pick scenes that everyone will find important. The admins will try their best if this idea is picked and we will be open to anyone contesting an idea.
The admins will try their best to include as much characters as we can but understand that many scenes will include Natsu and Lucy due to their main character roles.
PURPLE – Two participant gets to pick a character but one participant draws the character’s first appearance and the other participant draws the character’s most recent appearance
TIMELINE (subject to change depending on idea chosen)
May 16 – Announce 10th Fairy Tail Anniversary
May 16 – Sign-ups and Poll for Ideas are open
Signing up and voting for the idea will be public on the Google Docs that way we know who is participating and what you’d like. We’d also would like it if you could give a small reason as to why you’re choosing that idea (optional: also add why you wouldn’t like any of the other ideas). However, once you sign-up we are expecting you to participate in the collab even if the idea you chose was not the popular option.
May 23 – Sign-ups and Poll for Ideas are closed
May 26 – Participants can start choosing their character/scene
Choosing characters/scenes will be first-come-first serve and character/scene selection will open around 12:00pm HST (Hawaii)
June 19 – One month reminder
July 2 – Two week reminder and ask if anyone can’t finish
July 17 – Last call for extensions
July 19 – Receive all pictures
We’re planning to receive all pictures two weeks before the actual anniversary in case someone drops out and we need someone to fill the holes. Hopefully that someone will be an artist who didn’t sign-up in time during the sign-ups in May because we want only one character/scene per person. Worst-case scenario, an admin will fill the hole.
We will go into full detail how you can submit your entires closer to the date.
July 21 – Receive late entries
July 26 – Finish the collab
We’re planning to finish the collab one week before the actual anniversary in case anything happens in the next 2-3 months. This gives us some leeway for any unexpected circumstances. However, deadlines still need to be met and any extensions due to unexpected circumstances will be announced and the 48 hour extension is given to only those who tell us 24 hours in advance (this event may be for fun, but deadlines are still important).
August 2 – Submit the collab to Tumblr and Twitter