Gray: “All these years, you were the demon I was destined to fight!”
Natsu: “Not…..Now Gray. Must….. kill Zeref.”
Gray: “Well now is the time! I’m gonna fight you and kick your ass!”
Natsu: “Bring….. it ice bitch.”
(Two are about to throw the first punch but Erza intercepts.)
Erza: “I don’t know what the hell is going on here but you two morons better sort this out and get back to fighting in this war!”
Gray:”But Erza, Natsu’s END!!!”
Erza:”I couldn’t give two s***s if he wasn’t END!!!! (to Natsu) Natsu! Quit going all zombie on us and going after that crazy ass suicidal wizard and get back to helping us!!!”
Natsu: (Scared s***less to the point he snaps out of it) : “Yes ma’m!”
