Tag: Damn I should look into a career in insult comedy

comforthawk:

coyohti:

Well this is horrifying.

this is my conditions to that loser if I was in her shoes: 

1. You will go f*** yourself

2. I ain’t your whore and I won’t pose for you.

3. I can talk to who I want, when I want and you can’t say no.

4. I can buy my own loot crates, I don’t need your charity

5. I don’t want to Skype your ugly face. 

6. This:

so make your way to the nearest, you’ve been rejected hotline. Bye!