I’m a freaking genius!

Ok, my folks and I have been getting a ton of scammers calling our phones for months and we all recently reached our breaking point. The other day, I came up with a brilliant idea and I got to try it out!:

(Mom’s phone rings, I walk over to check who’s calling, find out it’s a scammer, answers)

Me(in a breathy voice):“Hi, I’m Bunny and I’m super horny right now and want to talk to someone for $9-”
(Scammer hangs up)

Everyone, do this next time you get a scammer. I dare you.

Mom trying to be nosy on what I’m holding

(Mom spots me holding the picture frame and the cards for her birthday tomorrow behind them)
Mom:“Are you alright?”
Me:“yeah?”
Mom:“is there something behind that frame? Something I should know?”
Me(in a demonic voice):“YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO KNOW!”
Mom(surprised):“ok! Ok! Sheesh.”
XD LOL!