I wanna play a game called: can we say dumb ass?

Ok my bathroom is getting some reconstruction and the pipes in my bathroom need replacing. Fortunately our neighbor is a plumber. Now hear me out. Our neighbor’s hurting today so his step son is taking over. Problem is, the step son needs someone to watch his young daughters. Reason? The idiot’s girlfriend got arrested and had his car impounded while there was a warrant out for her arrest. He needs $200 to get her out of jail so my folks are paying her bail money after he works on the pipes. Can we say dumb ass?

Ok I want some opinions here

As you guys know, Fairy Wild West won the contest I had last week as the next story but I want people’s opinion on Ancient scrawlings V: skyrim. I was thinking about publishing it as well as a secondary series but instead of posting the chapter a week like I will with Fairy Wild West, how about I post a chapter once every two weeks? They’re going to be a bit long the chapters so I would have extra time writing them out. What do you guys think?

Story 4: Fairy Wild West

In the small wild west town of Magnolia, Levy McGarden arrives to start her new life during the Gold Mining Crisis. But when she catches the eye of Gajeel Redfox, a wanted criminal, Levy’s life turns completely upside down. But is that the only thing going on?

Rated T-M

Chapter 1: The Start of a New Life.

When you read a Wild West story that has romance you get two different storylines. One, the new guy messes with the bad guy and is challenged to a shoot out at noon the next day. Or the bad guy kidnaps the girl and ties her to train tracks while an oncoming train comes by. What do both stories have in common? In the end, the good guy gets the girl.  But, what if there was no good guy? No, there is one in this story, but he’s no good at it. What if the bad guy is the hero of our story? What if the bad guy get’s the girl (No not your kidnaps her and she develops stalkholm story). What if deep down, he’s really a good guy? Well, that’s what’s going to happen here.

The train arrived at the station around two o’clock one fine day. After a young woman stepped off the train with her bags in tow, the train automatically left with three new people on board. The girl was considered short for her age, probably 5 ft or 5 ft 1’inch. Her hair was a beautiful shade of light blue, held back by a simple hair band, her eyes were light brown and cute looking, her skin was fair and would probably burn easily on a scorching hot day. Her dress was simple and something befitting of this time period. Who was this girl you may ask? Her name was Levy McGarden. Her eyes sparkled the moment she spotted the dusty western town. A sign that needed some fixing up said: “Welcome to Magnolia! Population: 300.” What caught Levy off guard the most was that the numbers in this town were higher at one point but as time passed, the numbers decreased. What was going on here?
“I can’t believe I’m actually in Magnolia.” Levy admitted happily “But, it’s more deserted then I was expecting.” She was right. From the stories she heard as a child, the town was always bustling; but now the dusty old town was deserted, save a tumbleweed passing by.

As Levy walked around the town, she noticed most of the shops empty, save the funeral home. As she walked by, she noticed the man who was building the coffins staring at her, making notes and muttering things she could somewhat hear. About her height, width and what type of wood would be used to make her coffin. Levy gulped as she watched him begin to build what would probably be her coffin.
Okay Levy! she thought Breathe! Breathe! You just got here, it’s probably for when you die of old a- her thoughts stopped when a piece of paper smacked her in the face thanks to the wind.
“What the heck?” Levy asked herself. She took it off her face and read the poster:
WANTED:
Gajeel "Kurogane” Redfox
REWARD: $500.00

Wanted for multiple armed robberies and theft.
BEWARE: The man is armed and dangerous. Be careful when meeting!!“

Levy stared at the wanted posted and noticed  the photo of the criminal. He was a tall man from what it seemed, long black hair, held back in a black cowboy hat, piercing looking eyes and piercings across his face. A black kerchief was resting on his neck and from the looks of the photo, he seemed to be enjoying this. What caught Levy’s attention was the reward; $500 dollars. $500 dollars!!! That was a lot of money!! He really must have done something wrong in order to get a reward that high!  

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Story 3: Targeted

Seven years have passed since Fairy Tail’s war against Phantom Lord and things are great! Until former Phantom mages begin to disappear. When the latest one disappears, a note is left behind :”I’m coming for you next Fairy Tail!” Now on high alert, how will Levy help Gajeel get through this?

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Chapter 1: A Small Reunion.

“Again.” Gajeel irritably asked “Where are we going Juvia?”  Gajeel and Juvia walked down the streets of Magnolia. Gajeel with an irritated look on his face and Juvia with a look of pure happiness.
“Juvia has told Gajeel-Kun.” Juvia explained “Juvia and Gajeel-kun are going to lunch with Totomaru-kun today!” Gajeel groaned. Ever since Gajeel discovered Totomaru became a teacher since Phantom Lord’s disbandment, Juvia decided to pay their old friend a visit to do some catching up. It was then Juvia decided to have a lunch date and drag Gajeel into it.

Gajeel admitted it, he wasn’t ‘buddy buddy’ with Totomaru in their Phantom Lord days. Hell, he’d punch anyone who would bother or annoy him. But after joining Fairy Tail, Gajeel started seeing how terrible he really was back in Phantom Lord and was (not going to mention it to anyone) glad Juvia worried about him and got Makarov to get him to join Fairy Tail.  Who knows, maybe this lunch with Totomaru could help him make amends with him.
“Gajeel-kun,” Juvia explained “Juvia knows how much you want to get back to Fairy Tail to see Levy-san.” Gajeel looked at her.
“The fuck woman?!” Gajeel said “I ain’t looking to get back to the shrimp.”
“Oh? Then what for Juvia asks?”
“I- I want to get a job with Lily.” Juvia rolled her eyes; sure he did.

They walked the cobblestone streets until they reached a somewhat busy Diner; Magnolia’s Corner Diner. It was known to have the best burgers and shakes in town. Gajeel recalled when he and Levy started hanging out, one night they ordered a ton of their burgers and two shakes (One burger and shake for Levy, the rest for Gajeel.) It was the place the Former S Class Phantom Lord Mages agreed to meet, and catch up.
“Totomaru-Kun!!” Juvia squealed. Gajeel looked up; no doubt about it, it was Totomaru. He definitley changed in the past seven years he had seen him. He looked older, more mature. His hair grew longer, the lines on his face were now one big line across his face, a small goatee was growing on his chin, his attire, although still like a Ninja was more calmer looking and not as flashy as it use to be. Body wise he seemed broader, more developed (If Gajeel recalled correctly he was a twig).

“Juvia.” Totomaru smiled “It’s very good to see you! Gajeel? What a surprise! I wasn’t expecting you to come.”
“Tch.” Gajeel grumbled “If it means food then I’m in. Gihihi.” Totomaru nodded and the three former Phantom mages entered the somewhat busy diner. They were seated by a waitress and after ordering their meals, the three began their conversation.

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