Author’s note: Ok, @snowmadien and I LOVE this webseries called Man vs. Pin made by @threadbanger and we found the couple who runs the show, Rob and Corrine to be A LOT like Natsu and Lucy if they ran their own DIY youtube channel. I hope you all enjoy it! Ps. This story is a Tumblr exclusive!!!
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Natsu Vs. Pin
(Warning: This fanfic contains graphic stupidity, injuries, cursing, and bad choices.)

Static appeared on the youtube video before a black figure with spiky hair popped up along with a VS. and a pin. The figure took the pin and started hitting the ground with it before changing to a young man with spiky, sakura pink hair, tan skin and an odd tattoo on his shoulder.
“Hey guys!” the man said to the camera “I’m Natsu and welcome to Natsu Vs. Pin! Ok, my wife Lucy and I have been constantly getting requests from our other videos and LeoStarLeader (who the f*** comes up with these names) requested we do the DIY Flamethrower. Now, this has been floating around the internet for quite sometime and it kinda seems cool. Pin-O-Meter?” A meter appeared and had three settings, ‘Seems Legit’, ‘Maybe, Maybe not’ and ‘Bullshit.’ The meter landed at ‘Maybe, Maybe Not’.
“You really need to get a job.” said the Pin-O-Meter in a robotic voice.
“This is my job!”
“You seriously are a deadbeat. You are a complete loser.”
“F*** you!” Natsu screamed at the Pin-O-Meter “Alright, let’s get started.”

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The scene changed into first person of Natsu beginning his work.
“Ok,” Natsu began “to start off, I started with an air compressor and removed the regulator, and replaced it with a brass plug. I then tapped a hole at the bottom of the compressor and added the fittings, I tried to add the correct fittings in but sadly…. it didn’t go as planned.” as Natsu worked with it, he noticed the fittings refusing to fit to the compressor. “Oh f***, did I mess up or something?!” Natsu began to mess with the compressor before finally getting it
“There we go! Little son of a b***.” Natsu muttered under his breath “Ok, I ran a hose in the internal check valve and then connected it to a hose. And then I removed the spout and add a pipe running down to a tip and hose as pictured. The tip and hose will run the fuel for your f***ing flame. Run a hose with a nozzle to a fuel tank tapped with a valve and fitting like this. Fill up your tank with tiki torch fuel! And here it is! A f***ing flamethrower.”

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The scene then changed to Natsu in his backyard, set up were a few flammable targets.
“Ok, time to test this motherf***er out!” Natsu screamed “I’m all fired up!” the camera changed to first person and Natsu began to test it out, Natsu then turned on the flame thrower, watching it spew fire everywhere.
“HOLY S***! IT F***ING WORKS! Ha ha!” at that moment, Natsu began to spray targets he placed out for this “This is awesome! I’m so gonna shove it in Gajeel from the tattoo and piercings channel’s pierced ass face!”  he began to set a few sets of crab grass on fire “Kyahahahaha! Lucy’s been busting my balls to get rid of those!”

As Natsu continued to set more crab grass on fire, suddenly, the flamethrower stopped.
“The f*** is this?” Natsu said to himself “Is it jammed?” the camera then changed to third person and showed Natsu trying to fix the flamethrower “Ok guys, the little s*** is jammed in the nozzle between the hose.” as Natsu continues to try and fix it, the nozzle suddenly unjams and Natsu gets hit with the flames from the flamethrower.
“AAAAAHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAHHH! AAAAH! F***!!! AAAH!!! LUCY!!! LUCY!!!” the sound of a door opening can be heard and soon a blonde woman comes out of the house in shock.

“Oh my God!” she screamed “What the f*** Natsu?!”
“I need help!” he whined while lying in the grass in pain.
“Oh my God.” Lucy looked and spotted Natsu’s camera and pulled it over, showing Natsu with a nasty burn, missing some hair and missing his eyebrows.
“Natsu you’re a f***ing moron!”
“You don’t think I know that?!”
“I’ll take you to the hospital…”   Lucy at that moment turned off the camera.

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The camera turned on, showing Natsu, holding an ice pack to his head, lying in the passenger seat of Lucy’s car while she films him and drives.
“This is the last time I allow you to play with pyrotechnics!” Lucy screamed at him in the video “From now on, you’re only playing with stuff that create injuries that can be treated at home!”
“Yes Lucy….” Natsu groaned while looking at the camera. They soon arrived at the front gates of the ER and Natsu walked into the hospital.  

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Twenty minutes later, Natsu comes out with a gauze wraps over his head, a few band aids and a prescription.
“You feel better?” Lucy asked him.
“Much,” Natsu admitted “they put me on a strong painkiller.” he looks at the camera and begins to talk “Ok, that was an episode of Natsu Vs. Pin, please rate and subscribe the episode and make some suggestions in the comments section. Later!” he makes his fingers into a scissors position and the camera goes to static, ending the episode.