triangleofoasis:

• The Yagami’s are now an upper middle class typical suburban family with a chocolate lab dog and have 4 cars 
• “Bro” will be said 100000 times
• Potato chips are replaced with Kale chips 
• Death Note will be an iPhone 6+
• Ryuk and Rem will be in a relationship 
• L is going to be the genious from the rival high school
• Misa’s going to be a feminist and get killed immediately because Light doesn’t have time for empowered women
• L and Light’s sexual tension will still be VERY present 
• Basketball replaces tennis 
• Watari will be L’s grandpa 
• All names will be changed except Light’s and L’s
• Matsuda is no longer a police officer but Light’s best friend who offers comic relief 
• John Greene camo appearence as Lind L. Tailor 

Add this in, Movie is directed by M.Night Shamalayn.